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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:31
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Why do women change that much more with age?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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